Dreadful Dragon Dreamed

If you were paying attention in class you’ll know that alliteration is the repetition of sounds at the beginning of words, often just the first letter or two. I go in for a bit of alliteration myself, hence the title The Badness of Ballydog and phrases in it, “Borrowed barrels” and “a rock rolling” for example. I like to put a bit of music in my writing.


King Arthur and Merlin watching dragons fight.

The Alliterative Morte Arthure took the style to the extreme, using alliteration at almost every opportunity. It is a poem of over 4000 lines written in Middle English. It is about the life of the legendary King Arthur. Nobody knows when it was first written down but it seems likely that it was during the 14th century when using alliteration was very popular. Reading Middle English is hard work so it is good to know that, at the moment, the English poet Simon Armitage is working on a modern version. What he produces will flow better to today’s readers and we will be able to enjoy it next year.

I’m sure Mr Armitage is doing a better job but in the meantime here’s my version of one small section, where King Arthur has a vision of a dragon. Describing a dragon as a shrimp is odd to today’s ears but I kept that in from the original. I tried to stay true to plentiful alliteration, changing whatever else was necessary to do so. It is probably more fun if you read it out loud.

He dreamed of a dragon, dreadful to behold
Come driving over deep to drown his people
Driven directly from the west, a wanderer unworthy
Covered completely in silver scales
This shrimp was enamelled in shinning shards
Its womb and its wings were wondrous colours
In this marvellous mail it mounted the sky
Whoever it lashed was lost forever
Its feet were flourished in fine fur
Such fierce flame flowed from its lips
The sea itself seemed seared with fire

Here’s the original I worked from, I got it from this online resource. The notes on the website helped me too, as you can see many of the words are no longer used and I needed the translation the site provided.

Him dremed of a dragon - dredful to behold,
Come drivand over the deep - to drenchen his pople,
Even walkand - out the West landes,
Wanderand unworthyly - over the wale ythes
Both his hed and his hals - were holly all over
Ounded of azure, - enamelled full fair
His shoulders were shaled - all in clene silver
Shredde over all the shrimp - with shrinkand pointes;
His womb and his winges - of wonderful hewes,
In marvelous mailes - he mounted full high.
Whom that he touched - he was tint forever!
His feet were flourished - all in fine sable
And such a venomous flaire - flow from his lippes
The flood of the flawes - all on fire seemed!

The description of the dragon starts at line 760 of the Alliterative Morte Arthure. It is followed by the description of a giant bear charging from the east. The two beasts do battle. It's like a 15th century King Kong. These days we have talented animators and special effects to bring monsters to life. In the 14th century writers were using alliteration to make their monsters live and flow, sweeping the audience away.

Mesonychoteuthis Hamiltoni

Recently I discovered something called the Home University Roscommon Leitrim. HURL events consist of members of the public giving a lecture on anything they know about. You get ten minutes to talk about the subject of your enthusiasm. The basic idea is that people come together for some relaxed learning. “Soft knowledge” one member called it. Last week in Cootehall village, Co. Roscommon they had an event. I was one of the speakers and I think my show went down well. There were a few laughs even though we were discussing a real monster.


The Colossal Squid, copyright; www.deepseaphotography.com

Mesonychoteuthis Hamiltoni, or the Colossal Squid, is a creature we knew about for fifty years before one was caught or even seen by humans. We knew they existed because parts of tentacles were occasionally washed up on shore or found in the stomachs of dead whales. The Colossal Squid’s tentacles are very distinctive, they bristle with weapons. Little teeth in the suckers and revolving hooks on the ends of its tentacles mean that once a Colossal Squid has grabbed you, you stay grabbed. The biggest Colossal Squid ever caught was 8 metres long but it is reckoned they can grow to twice that.



This is hard for us landlubbers to grasp just how alien this life-forms is. Its brain is the shape of a donut. Its throat passes through the hole in the middle. Anything it eats has to be broken into small pieces before they swallow it, otherwise it can give itself brain damage. It mouth is a beak, like a parrot’s beak. Its blood is not red, its blood is blue. It has three hearts.

The Colossal Squid’s eyes can be the size of beach balls. These are the biggest eyes in the world and possibly the biggest eyes that ever evolved on this planet. About 80% of its brain is dedicated to its optics. That goes to show how important vision is to the Colossal Squid. Most species of squid have their eyes on the sides of their heads so they can watch all around them. This proves a certain wariness, most squid watch their backs. But the Colossal Squid’s eyes are positioned forwards on its head. Having eyes to the front of the head is a characteristic of predators. In this way Colossal Squids are like wolves, like hawks, like humans. It is a hunter.



Many scientists and researchers agree that squid, of all types, are both getting physically bigger and getting bigger in numbers. Dr George Jackson of Tasmania's Institute of Antarctic and Southern Ocean Studies thinks large squid are the new "big players of the ocean." Many of their natural competitors and enemies have been overfished, by us, and this has triggered a population explosion. Furthermore global warming has warmed the ocean to temperatures that suit them better. Squid are now growing and breeding quicker. "You just heat them up a little bit and everything just ticks over that much faster,” says Jackson.

So the Colossal Squid is big, it is nasty and it is mysterious. Those things alone would qualify the creature for true monster of the deep status. But look at Jackson’s research and we can add another issue, they’re coming. As I told the audience at the HURL event, be afraid. They laughed at that, it was nervous laughter though.

Links:
HURL's blog.
More information on the Colossal Squid at the Museum of New Zealand Te Papa Tongarewa.