Physical Curiosities

Physica Curiosa was a reference book of bizarre animals and nightmarish humanoid creatures that, in 1662, were thought to be living out there somewhere in the world. Not too nearby luckily. Its creator was a priest called Gaspar Schott. It is believed that he did not do much fieldwork but relied on the reports of other people.


Left: "Monstrum biceps cum altero capite in ventre,” two-headed monster with another head in its belly. Right: "Monstrum septiceps,” seven headed monster.

The original book is in University of Iowa’s digital collection. You can look at it at this link. I first read about Gaspar Schott’s monster collection at the brilliant blog Res Obscura.

Monster Minds

Hello to all the kids of Belfast’s Lower Ormeau who I meet with recently. They were all taken out for the morning to Queen’s University and shown around its hallowed corridors. It’s just like Hogwarts, was the general consensus. In the university’s Great Hall I gave them a presentation on … what else? Monsters.


Thanks to Paul Maddern for this photograph and the next two below. This is me, being asked a tough question.

In the week leading up to their visit two staff members had been leading creative writing and drawing classes with them. The theme was monsters and they created whole books of brilliant drawings. It was great to see them.


One example from the student’s own monster book.


Another example. A monster with a pet monster. What a good idea! I may have to steal it. It is a quick, scrawled, drawing but I think that makes the creatures seem even scarier. Maybe the kid who drew was so frightened by their own creation that they just couldn’t colour it.

On the internet, an artist called Dave Devries has started a website called Monster Engine. The galleries there began with this one simple question. “What would a child’s drawing look like if it were painted realistically?” Below are some results.


Boo! Example one.


Another strange beast.


A dangerous ninja, with what looks like a vicious side-kick in a box. Or is she a prisoner?


Dave Devries's version. Not a prisoner, she kicks her way out.

Click here to visit Monster Engine.

A Monster Calls

Siobhan Dowd only started writing books towards the end of her life. A Swift Pure Cry came out in 2006. It’s a compassionate story of teen pregnancy. The London Eye Mystery was a hit of 2007. She died of cancer in that same year with two more novels written and the beginnings of a third. Bog Child, which is my favourite, won the Carnegie Medal. Solace of the Road came out in 2009.

The notes for the third were handed over to Patrick Ness. He was given the job of forming a story from them. The book he has written will be out next year. I like the title, a lot.



Siobhan Dowd’s battle with cancer seems to have arisen in the story of A Monster Calls. From the blurb:

The monster showed up just after midnight. As they do. But it isn’t the monster Conor's been expecting. He's been expecting the one from his nightmare, the one he's had nearly every night since his mother started her treatments, the one with the darkness and the wind and the screaming... The monster in his back garden, though, this monster is something different. Something ancient, something wild.

Patrick Ness has been getting loads of fans for his Chaos Walking trilogy. Read his hard-driven, violent, stories and Ness might seem a strange choice to handle any project begun by the more restrained, contemplative, Dowd. But then, wonderful things can result when contrasting favours are mixed.